Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Ugliest NPC

When I started playing WoW, I didn't think anything in the game could possibly look ugly. Sure, the undead aren't the prettiest to look but then again, they're dead so they're not supposed to be pretty. Even then, I wouldn't go as far as to say they look ugly. I still think the human males look like farmers, they're a little rough around the edges but not ugly. (I like the way the male blood elves look.)

And then the females. Now the females of Azeroth are generally a good looking bunch. Even the Orcs and Trolls have some pretty good looking females wandering around. Which is why I was more than a little surprised when i saw this monstrosity.

No offense to the great stone mother but wow. Venus of Willendorf meet your evil twin who's having a really bad hair day... Therazane- The Stonemother.


As far as ugly goes, this is the ugliest I've seen on WoW yet.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Inconspicuous?

From the word "Inconspicuous," I would assume something to be unremarkable in every way. Something that's so ordinary you'd walk past it without a second glance and you wouldn't remember it 5 seconds later.


Of course, with a name like "inconspicuous bear," it sticks out like a sore thumb. I found it so amusing I stopped in the middle of questing to take screen shots. Here's my favorite shot of the day:


2 inconspicuous bears sitting in front of a fire... probably complaining about their wives... and all the noob players trying to kill them. I can imagine how their conversation might sound... if they were to have one, anyways.

"So... how many times you died today, Bob?" asked Charlie, the inconspicuous bear on the left.
"Meh... not too many times, only 17 deaths so far." replied Bob with a nonchalant shrug.
"Lucky bastard, I've already respawned 82 times today. I'm just glad I spawned next to the fire this time, my back is killing me." Charlie sighs tiredly. Bob looks up and squares his shoulders with a long suffering sigh.
"Get ready for 83."