Thursday, October 21, 2010

For the Children of Murderous Intent




Back in the day when Murderous Intent was a small but happy little family and Ash's claim to fame (other than getting lost), was writing poetry for the guildies so they would give her better gear.

We are the children of Murderous Intent,
We heed our master's call.
"Givemhel" commanded he,
We go forth to conquer all.

Allies stood bravely to no avail,
They succomb to Warrior and dread.
Violentz rules throughout the land,
Ash marks the passsage of the dead.

The lash of the horde is swift and cruel,
None can flee from him.
To the walking dead, he calls.
To heaven scripture shows the way.

*Note:
Givemhel = GM
Violentz, Warrior and Dreadlockd = Guild officers
Lash = Zolash
Scripture = GM's alt
Ash = C'est moi

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Pumpkin, it's Hallow's End

Monday was the start of Hallow's End in the wonderful world of warcraft. Ash, being a sucker for vanity pets, is trying very hard to obtain a sinister squashling and a hallowed helm. If and when Ash manages to get those things, pictures will be posted. Many pictures will be posted because Ash has been trying all day today but no luck.

Why does Blizzard have to make it so hard to get those damn achievements?

On the bright side, Ash got a kick out of all the pumpkins popping up all over the place. Look at the mother of all pumpkins that Ash found in Undercity.



Yes, that tiny little thing near the bottom left is Ash.

One of the achievements for Hallow's End is to toss a pumpkin head on a character from each of the races found in wow. Because Ash has really bad hand-eye coordination, she ended up giving herself a pumpkin head but what the hell, it all works towards getting that achievement.




And of course, when Ash was looking for a gnome to throw a pumpkin at, there was none to be found anywhere. Typical. I think there were only 3 gnomes running around Dalaran and they were all being stalked by other players who were waiting to throw pumpkins at them. Today is the only time I was happy to see a gnome. Tricky little bastards are so tiny and they move so fast it's hard to click on them.

Ah well, 11 more days to finish up all the achievements for Hallow's End.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Hello World! Meet Ash.

This is Ash, Ash the noob hunter.





Ash does not raid nor does she pvp (unless tricked into bgs). In other words, Ash doesn't really do much on wow except get lost, quest, farm and collect vanity pets.

Ash really enjoys running around questing, farming and collecting vanity pets. Getting lost and completing exploration achievements that way are simply an added bonus.

If you're looking for an in-depth game guide, tips or more insight into the game- this is not it. In fact, Ash knows very little about the game and other classes. Half the time she can't even get her rotations right so asking her about hunters is completely moot.

As you can see from the profile, Ash is a very, very, ahem..."serious" hunter and she always has the most fun during world events. Tune in next time for Ash's take on Hallow's End- Wow's version of Halloween.